And it’s not even remotely outside the realm of possibility that another third-party developer encountered this exact same issue, hence the post. Please.
I have no idea if this is a bug in the API, again, hence the post.
If you can’t help it’s fine. It’s no reflection on your ability as a developer to practice your craft. You’re free to move on. I’m going to refrain from entertaining your bait any longer but if anyone does have some experience with this I will gladly take the advice.